Thursday, September 15, 2011


Catching up around the farm after finishing one book but before falling into the next one is in full swing. I'm vacuuming--yay!--and doing a few odds and ends.

And today, just because I like you an awful lot, I'm going to share a tip. Really, a handy-woman's tip. Something I learned, something I think you might need to someday know, too.

See this? It's a product called Gorilla Glue. That's right. Gorilla Glue.

Now, if you're a petite woman like me, you might sometime need to repair something above your head. And, if you do, you'll hold the handy-dandy Gorilla Glue so the glue squirts out of the tip toward you because, hey, no one glues up, do they? Of course not. Glueing down, that's the ticket.

When you tackle this overhead glue repair project, you could possibly be wearing a favorite v-neck shirt. Green, maybe. Olive green, exactly. Perhaps.

So you're overhead glueing down toward your favorite olive green v-neck shirt, right? Do you see it? In your head, do you really see the whole thing?

Okay. Then, you can see how a blob of Gorilla Glue might splop (yes, that's a savvy glue word) down at you, into your shirt and onto your...ah, assets.

Let me spell it out for you.

If you're not careful with this Gorilla Glue stuff, you could glue your boob to the inside of your favorite shirt. And no, I'm not kidding.

Consider this one of those pay it forward things. And, be damn careful with that stupid glue, okay?

Have a peaceful day!


Shearer's Girl said...

Ouch you poor thing, hope you didn't lose any skin. Congratulations on finishing the book! How long did take to write in the end?

sharon said...

ROFL! Did it hurt?

Anonymous said...

Ouch! YOu are having some interesting adventures on that farm!

Sue W.

Wendy said...

Thanks for the early morning chuckle! (Hope all of your assets are safe.)

Maria Zannini said...

Now, Sarita. You know better than to write this without posting embarrassing pictures.

Hope you didn't lose too much skin.

Marianne Arkins said...

HAHAHAHA... I love Gorilla Glue -- but will keep your warning in mind if I ever need to glue up. *G*

Misha Gerrick said...

Oooh >_< Yeah I can picture how that went wrong. How did you get the shirt loose? And will you ever be able to wear the shirt again?

Melissa McClone said...

Ouch! Appreciate the tip though ;)