Hello? Mother Nature?

I've just got to say it. I'm going to spit it out and you all can think I'm cracked if you'd like, but I can't hold it in.

I've waited for rain for two days. Count 'em. Two. Days.

Every day the blasted weather forecaster promises "showers by the end of the day." Yeah. Right. Well, I see how seriously she takes her promises. All I know, my grass is turning yellow. And it bugs me. Big time.

So...anyone got any rain dances hiding up their sleeves? Or do you think someone could convince Mother Nature to let loose over my yard, instead of trying to wash Texas into the Gulf? Hmm?